funny shayari in hindi

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Tumhari naam ki ghazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

Arz kiya hai…
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k ..
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Llikha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

Ankho me aansu,
Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
Par padhaai nahi hoti.

Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.

Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,

Ye Soda Hai Mohabbat Ka,
Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,

Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
Hum Se Dobara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.

Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.

Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile,
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,

Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Modern Funny Shayari –

Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain,
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain,
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta hai.

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki hone wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai.

Aye Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana,
Agar Vo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machaana,
Jab Vo Jage To Dhire Se Muskurana, Phir Kehna Sote Rahte Ho,
Kanjoos SMS Karo!

Aahat Si Koi Aaye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Saya Sa Koi Lehraye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Ab Tumhi Batao Tum Kaya Kisi Bhoot Se Kum Ho.

Aaj Deedar, Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar, Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar, Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,
Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,
Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,
Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,
Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya,
Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile Charge Karna Chhor Diya.

Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.

Hume Tumse Love Hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.

Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee,
Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy Chali Gayee,
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim,
Bijli (electricity) Ko Haath Lagaaya To Bijli Chali Gayee.

Kaya Aankhen Hai,
Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.

Tum Sa Koi Dusra Jamin Par Hua,
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ki, Ek Toh Jhela Nahi Jata,
Doosra Kahi Mil Gaya To Kaya Halat Hogi.

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi

Ek Truck Ke Peechhe Likha Tha, “Saavan Ko Aane Do”
Ek Doosra Truck Usmein Peechhe Se Ghus Gaya,
Pata Hai, Uske Pechhe Kya Likha Tha?
“Aaya Saavan Jhoom Ke”

Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta

Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li
Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”

Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe

Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi,
Mehlon Main Tum Ho To Sadkon Par Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Ke Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum,
To Kaan Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwanre Hum Bhi Nahi.

Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi

Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha

Kuch Nahi Aise Hi Teri Sakal Yaad Aa Gayi Thi.

Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho

Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
Agar Pyar Mein Pade Jutey Use Taqdeer Kehte Hain.

Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?

“Jago Student Jago”

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally

I am So Sweet.

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain,
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain.

Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Chaadni Boli I Am Fine, I am Fine
Waah Waah Waah Waah

Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge,
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge.

Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye,
Wah Wah
Teri Saason Ko Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye,
Agar Tu Na Mile To Ye Dil,
Kisi Aur Ke Ishk Mein Fanah Ho Jaye.

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain,
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain,
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do,
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain.

Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya,
Dear Situ,
What’s up?
Main Yaha Mast Hu and Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi,
Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai…
Yaar Tu Tension Na Le,
Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga.
Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai,
Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di,
Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai,
Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala,
Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun.
Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai…
Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge,
India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai,
Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna…

Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,
Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!
Love You… Ram

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti Ka Baap Hoon

Maine Pani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala
Aur God Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga
Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye
Aur Upar Se Awaz Ayi
Ek Rupee Me Itna Hi Milta Hai

Arz Hai
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab
Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse,
Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse,
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke,
Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse.

Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki,
Tu Aaj Phir Nahi Nahaya.

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai,
Kahi Aisa To Nahi,
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost
Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai,
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai,
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise,
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.

Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill,
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,
Daru Ka Bill,
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah Wah
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai

Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana
Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai.

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka SMS Nahi Aaya,
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me,
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me.

Sharm to unhe aati hai,
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm hai, kyu ki…
Sharm humse sharmati hai.

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.

Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai.

Terri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai,

Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein,
Hamaare Sath Hain,

Dil Chahataa Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo,

Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai.

Hansti Thi Hansaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi,

Dekh Dekh Sarmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,

Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh,
Khud Toh Pagal Thi,

Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banaati Thi,

Log Isq Karte Hain,
Bade Shor Ke Saath,

Hamne Bhi Kiya,
Bade Jor Ke Saath,

Magar Ab Karenge Thoda,
Gour Ke Saath,

Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,
Kisi Aur Ke Saath.

Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala,
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Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Sala,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata.

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,

Vah,
Vah,

Irshaad,
Irshaad,

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,

Toh
Toh

Toh

Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye.

Miss Karte Hai Aapko,
Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai,

Karne Ko To Phone,
Bhi Kar Lete Par,

Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki,
Balance Kam Batati Hai.

Yeh Kaisa Tera Pyar Hai Jaalim,
Dil Na Raha,

Sarkari Daftar Ban Gaya Hai,
Na Koi Kam Karta Hai,

Aur Na Hi,
Kisi Ki Baat Sunta Hai.

Khate Hain Kasam Hum,
Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge,

Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda,
Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge,

Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain,
Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka,

Jo Raaat Bhar,
Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.

Arj Kiya Hai

Samma,
Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai,

Samma,
Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai,

Darling Jara Rumaal Dena,
Meri Naak Bahut Bah Rahi Hai.

Isq Ne Gaalib,
Nikamma Kar Diya,
Varna Hum Bhia,
Aadmi The Kaam Ke.

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,

Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,

Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,

Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,

Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi.

Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,

Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,

Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,

Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha.

Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab,

Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai.

Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,

Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,

Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,

Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali.

Machhar Ne Jo Kata,
Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha,

Khujali Itni Huyi Ke,
Dil Besukun Tha,

Pakda Toh Chhod Diya,
Yeh Sochkar,

Saale Ki Rago Mein,
Apna Hi Khoon Tha.

Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-

Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,

Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,

Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le.

Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein
Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De

Chaaku Mat De Mere Haatho Mein
Kalam Rehne De

Main To Shayar Hoon
Mera Dil Hai Bahut Hi Nazook

Main Patakhe Hi Se Mar Jayunga
Bomb Rehne De.

Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha, Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe

Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye
Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe.

Yaad Aane Lage Chacha Ghalib
Ya Elahi! Ye Majra Kya Hai?

Taakta Hoon Harek Ladki Ko
Varna In Aankhon Ka Fayda Kya Hai

Kapdo Ki Aabo Taab Dikhane Mein Reh Gya
Kuch Khoobsurato Ko Lubhane Mein Reh Gya

Murge Ki Taang Kha Gye Shadi Mein Saare Log
Main Deston Se Hath Milane Mein Reh Gya.

Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola
Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain
Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar
Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain.

Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima
Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema
Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho
Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema.

Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle,
Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Raat Ko Jaagta Hu Din Mein Sotaa Hun,
Kuchh Isi Tarah Se Maine Apna Jeevan Bana Liya Hai,

Kya Hua Agar Sooraj Ki Roshni Nahi Hai,
Hamaara Kaam Toh Chandni Mein Bhi Hota Hai,

Ab Toh Hamne Machhron Ko Dost,
Aur Makhiyon Ko Dushman Bana Liya Hai,

Isi Tarah Se Humne,
Apna Jeevan Ka Badlaav Apko Bataa Diya Hai.